Four Cents - Rob & Ricki and Oscar, Part Three: Oscar Commentary

Ricki - Concerning The Oscars: I like an art-house film as much as the next guy, but I've gotta admit, if some hip local tastemaker type tells me they just saw "A lovely Iranian documentary about a Pashti single mother who supports her family by raising pygmy Dalmatians in war-torn Syria, rendered in Farsi with French subtitles," I am likely to call "bullshit" on that picture simply because I know said tastemaker did not enjoy "Caddyshack."  (They never like Get Your Wings-era Aerosmith either.)  To me, the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts & Science's slavish devotion to La La Land is exactly the kind of misguided elitism that got Donald Trump elected President of the United States.  (Let's face facts, folks, Meryl Streep can badmouth Trump on T.V. award shows all she wants, but Gary & Kelly in Middletown, Ohio and Terry & Melissa out in the suburbs of Iowa - all of whom LOVED the new Star Wars movie and Bad Moms - still get one vote apiece in the national elections, the same as Meryl Streep and Michael Moore.) 

La La Land is essentially a movie ABOUT making a movie.  As such, it's exactly the kind of picture that the Oscars would rhapsodize over: "OH!, the storytelling, OH!, the cinematography, OH! the lush dancing-in-the-stars numbers with Emma & Ryan."  If Colin Gawel recorded a double-CD set ABOUT making a CD, I would probably like it, but I wouldn't expect Colin to try to foist it on the public-at-large, and I don't think HE would even want to.

As I said in my section of our Top Ten Movies blog, I enjoyed La La Land, but if there had been even one or two more quality movies out this year (and I kinda expect Arrival and/or Hell Or High Water to be those movies, once I have time to catch them) "LLL" would not have even made my Top Ten.

I can think of NOT ONE REASON that Captain America: Civil War did not get at least a Best Picture nomination from the Oscars.  Oh wait, yes I can: because it's a "comic book movie" and regular people might have liked it.  And ENJOYED it.  As much as I appreciated Manchester By The Sea and Moonlight and as much as I found them oddly simultaneously depressing AND uplifting,  I can't really say I enjoyed them.  And what I wouldn't have given for at least one COMEDY to get an Oscar nod, but God forbid we have a laugh while raising our crystal brandy snifters to Damien Chazelle's directorial prowess in La La Land.

Oooops, over to you, Rob, my cardiac pacemaker is signaling me that I'm becoming over-stimulated....... 

Rob - At the risk of short-circuiting your system, Ricki, La La Land isn’t about making movies. He’s a jazz musician. Sure, she goes on auditions, but you don’t see her on set. However, it is about people trying live their dream in Los Angeles, Hollywood’s hometown. And like The Artist before it, it’s a style that is rarely made anymore, reminding the voters of what it was like before, before the magic was gone. You want a populist voting system? You want to make movies great again? I give you La. La. Land.

The members of the Academy are busy folks. They can’t make it to the theater to see everything. The studios mail screeners of their movies for the members to watch in the comfort of their homes, as well as run “for you consideration” campaigns for individual categories. To me, this creates a rigged system. How likely are these voters going to look outside of what they are given and directed to look for? Good luck getting your movie recognized if it is released before September. I’m guessing Hail, Caesar! (released 2/5/2016) was nominated for production design because it was 1) a period picture and 2) about Hollywood.

The Academy made changes last year to ensure the voting body will become more diverse. I think this year’s nominations reflect those changes a little. Oscar nominees gets more attention from the studios. Their options for making more movies widen. If the new kids play their cards right, careers are made. The Oscars is how many people learn about some of these movies. Some folks will watch a movie just because it was nominated for an Oscar. Getting movies from a more diverse pool of storytellers is good for us all. Movies from women, gay and non-white filmmakers not only provide a different perspective but will inspire others like them, by showing there is a place for them on the movie theater screen.

In the end, it’s the Academy’s party. They will nominate whatever they want. They tend to lean toward more serious subjects, more “important” issues, flashier performances and Meryl Streep. Maybe one day movies with explosions will be recognized for more than how those explosions sound.

Four Cents will continue next week on Pencilstorm with an Oscars installment of Buggy Eyes and a Big Butt on Tuesday and Rob & Ricki's Oscars picks on Thursday.  Stay tuned.  

Four Cents - Rob & Ricki and Oscar, Part Two: The Year In Review, 2016

Ricki - A coupla things we probably should have thrown in back in Part One, Our Top Ten Movies, 2016: I only watch movies at the theater.  I very seldom rent movies (though I live within walking distance of a Family Video, except in the wintertime, when I rarely leave the house, let alone walk anywhere).  I have never streamed a movie in my life.  I'm not so much anti-technology as just old & grumpy and set in my ways.  I love movie theaters.  I love settling into the dark and getting my movies 20 feet high.  At home I'm just as likely to bail on a so-so film that might get better if I gave it more time, and throw on a bootleg Lou Reed CD.

Rob - [staring blankly] You sound less like someone who likes movies and more like someone who likes to get out of the house from time to time, weather permitting. Well, old dog, there’s a new trick called Video On Demand, VOD for short.

It used to be that if a movie went straight to video it was a sign to stay away. Nowadays, don’t be too sure. There are higher quality, smaller budgeted movies being made under the roar of franchise moviemaking. In addition to a limited theatrical release, some of these movies are also released through outlets like iTunes, Amazon and cable providers.

The number of VOD releases seem to increase every year, which is great for those without access to an independent movie theater. Some of 2016’s VOD highlights include: The Invitation, Evolution, The Autopsy of Jane Doe, Little Sister, The Eyes of My Mother, Always Shine, Morris from America, Under the Shadow, I Am Not a Serial Killer, The Family Fang.

Meanwhile, in the multiplex, there were great thrillers (10 Cloverfield Lane, Don’t Breathe, Green Room, Midnight Special), solid comedies (The Nice Guys, Ghostbusters, Deadpool, Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping) and strong stories that did without a straight, white male for a point of view (Hidden Figures, Moonlight, 20th Century Women, Elle).

Mel Gibson worked his way out of the doghouse. First, Blood Father, the action flick that hits on Gibson's trademarks of humor, rage and suffering, lightly doubles as an open apology and general statement of “I’m feeling much better now” as it gives the main character some of the same transgressions that caused him trouble. Second, while the first trailer for Hacksaw Ridge didn’t address him by name (“from the director of Braveheart”), the studio decided it was OK to promote his name once the positive reviews piled high.

Ricki - [sipping a Mountain Dew, while lying on the couch] Clearly I attach too much dedication to music and not enough attention to movies. Tell me more about these voodoo methods of watching movies on my television apparatus and more about those quality movies I missed in 2016.

Rob - Well, there was Rogue One, proving that the Death Star is the franchise's woobie. Nocturnal Animals successfully mixed artsy-fartsy with a great noir. Rebecca Hall gave the best performance of the year in Christine. Army of One hosted the best comedic performance from Nicolas Cage in years. In a Valley of Violence was the fun, classic western the Magnificent Seven remake failed to be. Norway proved they could made a disaster movie, too, with The Wave.

The 2016 class of dead filmmakers hit closer to home. Star Wars alums Carrie Fisher and Kenny Baker. The great Alan Rickman. Gene Wilder. George Kennedy. Anton Yelchin was a reliable character actor. Many times during John Wick: Chapter 2 I heard Jon Polito's voice from Miller's Crossing, "It's like I tell all my boys: always put one in the brain."

Ricki - By the way, on Saturday, partly out of guilt & shame, but mostly because it was almost 60 degrees out, I walked over to Family Video and rented that Tom Hardy Kray brothers movie Legend, which is only two years out of date. How am I doing, Rob?

Rob - It's a start, Ricki. [turns to look out a rain-swept window] It's a start.

 

  

Four Cents - Rob & Ricki and Oscar, Part One: Our Top Ten Movies, 2016

Ricki: Two young people - one an actress and one a musician - meet and fall in love while pursuing their dreams, set against the backdrop of a classic musical.  La La Land?  No, Sing Street, a movie I found far superior to the overhyped Emma Stone/Ryan Gosling vehicle.  I LIKED La La Land, I really did, but I found it far more overblown and pretentious than the unassuming, far more charming Sing Street.  Plus, for the most part, the songs in "LLL" kinda sucked.  And that opening production number on the freeway almost had me walking out of the theater to catch another movie at the multiplex in which I saw "LLL." For the most part I thought director Damien Chazelle couldn't make up his mind WHAT movie he wanted to make in the first 20 minutes or half-hour of La La Land, and that's NOT the best thing I can say about a movie nominated for Best Picture in the Oscars.    

Rob: Almost to prove I still don't like musicals, I saw La La Land. After 20 minutes I thought, "Yep, I still don't like musicals." They make me anxious. When a song starts, I wonder how long it will be until it stops. Then, when there hasn't been a song for a while, I wonder how long it will be until one starts. But, it looked pretty, there was some nice camerawork, and I enjoyed listening to the random commentary from the girls I was sitting next to. ("I like that dress." "Aaaawwww." *gasp* "Slut.")

Here's a video that's germane to the discussion at hand...

Rob: My Top Ten Movies from 2016, in alphabetical order: A) Arrival D) Deadpool D) Don’t Breathe E) Evolution E) The Eyes of My Mother F) The Fits G) Green Room H) Hunt for the Wilderpeople L) The Lobster W) The Witch.

I'm a little self-conscious how "in the weeds" this list looks. There were a lot of great movies this year. I could come up with another list of ten movies that I'd be just as happy with. These ten, however, are ones I thought about for days after seeing them.

I debated which superhero movie to put on my list. Captain America: Civil War was great. I never would have guessed that the best Marvel series was going to be Cap's.  Doctor Strange showed some originality in the all-too-familiar formula of the origin story. But Deadpool won the spot because it had me laughing too much to realize it was just another origin story.  It also delivered on some genuine terror as Wade underwent the experimental treatments. 

Ricki: My Top Ten 2016 movies, in order: 1) Manchester By The Sea  2) Captain America: Civil War  3) Sing Street  4) Moonlight  5) The Edge Of Seventeen  6) Hidden Figures  7) Dr. Strange  8) The Light Between Oceans  9) Ghostbusters (2016)  10) La La Land (just edging out Mike & Dave Need Wedding Dates). 

Okay, so even I admit that's not a very good list.  I didn't see Arrival or Hell Or High Water, but hope to before the Oscars telecast February 26th.  (Warning: bad puns coming.......)  I'm on the fence about Fences and I'd be lyin' if I said I'm at all excited about catching Lion.  Further, I have no intention of spending good money on Hacksaw Ridge, directed by hackmeister Mel Gibson, so there you go, those are my picks as of early February.  

Rob: Mel Gibson might be a lot of things, but he ain't no hack. Hacksaw Ridge is structured really well and not nearly as righteous as the trailer made it seem. If you want to get your war on, then the last hour is for you.

There has been some really good understated horror that last couple of years. I'm not a big fan of slasher movies. I'm always down for a ghost story with its heart in the right place. I will always react more to atmosphere than cheap jump scares. The Eyes of My Mother is one of the most horrific movies I've ever seen. And The Witch might not seem like much, but there is an amazing story there.

Ricki: The last good movie I saw that Mel Gibson was involved in was "Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior" in 1981, when I still lived on the West Side, at the Westland Cinema, next to Funway Freeway.

Rob: [rolls eyes] See you in the next part, Ricki.

Oscar Nominations Announced, and Pencilstorm Unveils New Feature: Four Cents, Rob & Ricki Talk About the 2017 Oscars

The Oscar Nominations were announced Tuesday, January 24th and Pencilstorm is proud to unveil its newest continuing feature: "Four Cents: Rob & Ricki Talk About the 2017 Oscars."  

The coverage will pair Pencilstorm Movie Critic At Large Rob Braithwaite (auteur of "Buggy Eyes & a Big Butt, 366 Movies in 366 Days") offering his usual cogent, concise, succinct thoughts on films; with Ricki C., who will likely hold forth with his usual procession of skewed observations, digressions & tirades, only this time about movies rather than rock & roll.  (If anybody doubts this, you haven't casually asked Ricki, "Hey, what'd you think of "Florence Foster Jenkins?" and twenty minutes later you're trying to figure out WHY Mr. C. is blathering about The New York Dolls' first album and how it relates to "Sophie's Choice.")

Anyway, "Four Cents" will debut next week, as soon as we can get Rob & Ricki into the Pencilstorm offices at the same time, or get them to exchange e-mail addresses.   Coverage will proceed right up until the Oscar telecast on Sunday, February 26th.

 

Buggy Eyes and a Big Butt, part se7en: Movies 88-103

Pencilstorm contributor Rob Braithwaite is watching 366 movies this year, so you don't have to, here is part seven of his continuing 2016 rundown......

Q&A Intro, 1-17, 18-36, 37-51, 52-66, 67-74, 75-87, 88-103, 104-120, 121-131, 132-152, 153-173, 174-187, 188-221, 222-255, 256-287, 288-314, 315-341, 342-366, Index

Ratings key:
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ = I can’t see giving anything that I’ve seen once five stars
★ ★ ★ ★ = get to the theater / move it up in your queue
★ ★ ★ = “three stars is a recommendation” - The Empire [magazine] Podcast
★ ★ = if the remote is too far away, you could do worse
★ = if the remote is too far away, get someone to move it closer then throw it at the TV

088
Our Brand Is Crisis (2015) ★ ★.5
stars: Sandra Bullock, Billy Bob Thornton, Joaquim de Almeida
director: David Gordon Green

She was out, but they pulled her back in! A retired political consultant comes down from the hills to head a presidential campaign in Bolivia against her fiercest rival.

The movie does a pretty good job of illustrating how a campaign can be more a personal battle between competitors who aren’t running for office, and in this case, don’t even live in the country in which they are campaigning.

A few moments of levity swing too broadly. And the principle of keeping the native tongue is abandoned when the American needs to overhear something.

watch The War Room instead

089
Black Mass (2015) ★ ★
stars: Johnny Depp, Joel Edgerton, Benedict Cumberbatch
director: Scott Cooper

An FBI agent allows his childhood friend and adulthood gangster James “ Whitey” Bulger to go unchecked under the guise of an informant.

The much more interesting story of how an FBI agent covers for a criminal is buried under the distraction of making scenes for a Goodfellas remake. It’s only at the end that we get a sense of how the agent was able to protect Bulger. Even then it's glossed over. Bulger should have been like the shark in Jaws. Rarely seen.

watch The Departed instead

090
The 33 (2015) ★ ★.5
stars: Antonio Banderas, Rodrigo Santoro, Juliette Binoche
director: Patricia Riggen

Despite being a true story, it opens like a bad disaster movie. We meet some of the thirty-three miners who will be trapped in a mine. There’s the I’m Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today guy, the My Wife Is Pregnant guy, the Two Weeks Until Retirement guy, and the I’m Telling You The Mine Isn’t Safe guy.

The second half is a better, even though it continues to have characters speak in exposition.

watch Ace in the Hole instead

091
Too Late (2015) ★ ★ ★.5
stars: John Hawkes, Crystal Reed, Dichen Lachman
writer/director: Dennis Hauck

A private detective receives a call from an old acquaintance for help.

An incredibly familiar yet unique movie experience. Shot on 35MM film and only shown in theaters able to project it in 35MM. Each reel, about 10-15 minutes, is a single take, except for one, which falls into the narrative line but gives it a feeling of unreality and gives Tarantino a run for his grindhouse sensibility. It would have added up to a gimmick if the storytelling wasn’t sound. The movie unfolds in a nonlinear fashion, revealing surprises and humor all along the way.

double feature pairing: Rope

092
Kilo Two Bravo (2014) ★ ★ ★
stars: David Elliot, Mark Stanley, Scott Kyle
director: Paul Katis

A company of British soldiers find themselves trapped in a Afghanistan minefield.

Knowing this really happened brought a little reality to it. As a movie, it was fine.

double feature pairing: Fury

093
Paper Moon (1973) ★ ★ ★ ★
stars: Ryan O’Neal, Tatum O’Neal, Madeline Khan
director: Peter Bogdanovich

A cross country hustler agrees to take a recently orphaned child to her nearest relative. He quickly learns he has met his match in the grifting game.

Easily one of the best movies I’ve seen this year. Tatum O’Neal, 10 years old at the time, crushes this movie. Her fire is that of a Marion Ravenwood. In the scene when Addie first goes toe-to-toe with the hustler Moses,  I heard Marion screaming at Indiana Jones: until I get my money back, “I’m your goddamn partner!”

double feature pairing: The Brothers Bloom

094
The Driver (1978) ★ ★ ★ ★
stars: Ryan O’Neal, Bruce Dern, Isabelle Adjani
writer/director: Walter Hill

In a movie where no one has a name, The Detective is so determined to catch The Driver that he goes beyond the limits of the law to get him.

This is some fine pulp grit. Excellent car work that employs Peter Hyams’ patented car POV shots.

double feature pairing: The Transporter

095
When Worlds Collide (1951) ★ ★ ★
stars: Richard Derr, Barbara Rush, Peter Hansen
director: Randolph Maté

In short: we are going to die!

This isn’t an era of film making and genre that plays it subtle. It opens with a bible scripture of Noah and his ark. See, the first body, a star, will cause great earthquakes and tidal waves, the second body is a planet that possibly could support life. A rocket ship is created for a select few to make the journey.

It’s an enjoyable watch. Some dated unintentional humor. The lack of subtlety is a hoot. A sign over the animal pens reads: WEIGHT WILL BE A PROBLEM. DO NOT OVERFEED.

double feature pairing: Knowing

096
Midnight Special (2016) ★ ★ ★.5
stars: Jaeden Lieberher, Michael Shannon, Joel Edgerton
writer/director: Jeff Nichols

A boy with mysterious powers is tracked by the government and a religious cult from which he’s escaping.

I’m looking forward to seeing this again. Nothing is laid out. Information comes slowly as the boy and his father try to get away. Seems, however, the light touch might be too light at times. A few questions linger of destination and backstory, and how one character pulls a critical piece of information out of the air. Maybe clues are there in a re-watch.

double feature pairing: Starman

097
Black Sunday (1977) ★ ★ ★.5
stars: Robert Shaw, Bruce Dern, Marthe Keller
director: John Frankenheimer

“What is this… ‘Super Bowl’?”

An engaging and suspenseful thriller about a terrorist group’s plot to detonate a bomb over Super Bowl X via the Goodyear blimp grinds to a screeching halt for the climatic event. I probably saw more football during that movie than I did all year. We see the players of both teams walk from the buses into the stadium. We hear the introductions of the starting line ups. We hear the national anthem. We see several touchdowns, turnovers and tackles. All quickly cut and scored with great intensity because, when it’s all said and done, we’re watching a blimp slowly make it’s way to the stadium.

double feature pairing: The Last Boy Scout

098
The Killing (1956) ★ ★
stars: Sterling Hayden, Coleen Gray, Vince Edwards
director: Stanley Kubrick

A bunch of crooks hatch a scheme to rob a race track.

It’s a good scheme. But it’s presented like an episode of Dragnet. The omniscient narrator tells us who people are, the time things are happening and other useful information like, “Four days later, at 7:30 AM, Sherry Peatty was wide awake” as we watch Sherry Peatty get out of bed.

watch Let It Ride instead

099
Hotel Transylvania (2012) ★ ★.5
stars: Adam Sandler, Andy Samberg, Selena Gomez
director: Genndy Tartakovsky

Dracula is overprotective of his daughter.

It’s cute. There’s a song and dance number at the end to get the runtime over 80 minutes. If you have a kid that plays movies over and over again, you could do worse.

watch Transylvania 6-5000 instead

100
Green Room (2015) ★ ★ ★ ★
Anton Yelchin, Imogen Poots, Alia Shawkat
writer/director: Jeremy Saulnier

This trailer is safe to watch. Don’t watch any others because they ruin so much of the movie. If you need to know something, a traveling punk band plays a gig and something happens. It’s suspenseful and plays out in logical ways.

double feature pairing: Cube

101
Murder By Decree (1979) ★.5 [AS, Re]
stars: Christopher Plumber, James Mason, David Hemmings
director: Bob Clark

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson take a crack at the Jack the Ripper case.

This is soooooooo booooooring.

watch Without a Clue instead

102
High-Rise (2015) ★ ★ ★
stars: Tom Hiddleston, Jeremy Irons, Sienna Miller
director: Ben Wheatley

A tough movie to summarize due to a lack of a clear plot and probably a bear to adapt from the J. G. Ballard novel, in which residents of an apartment high-rise double for a capitalist society. Screenwriter Amy Jump and Wheatley turn in another fascinating movie.

double feature pairing: The Towering Inferno

103
The Big Red One (1980) ★ ★ ★
stars: Lee Marvin, Mark Hamill, Robert Carradine
writer/director: Samuel Fuller

The missions of a military unit during World War Two are tied together by some terrible narration. Some sections are presented better than others. It’s amazing how far the portrayal of war in film has come. I’m guessing this was thought of as gritty in 1980. Now, it’s a bit small scale.

double feature pairing: Patton

Counters:
103/366 movies (19 movies off pace)
15/52 movies directed by women

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